The wonders of eXXXotica really never ceased. I vowed to look for an ATM and continued walking around the Expo, a sort of Comic Con for people who like to fuck. If those dancers had to encounter those pricks outside as partof their job, they should be compensated handsomely for it. Immediately upon walking in, I was greeted by three cage dancers - one male, two female - and was thoroughly pissed that I hadn’t brought any cash. I shot the protester a quick bird, and opened the door to the expo. I was thoroughly jarred - I hadn’t even done anything slutty yet! He prayed quietly and looked sheepish while his father read passages from the Bible and called people “cocksuckers” and “whores.” “You’re a whore too, purple hair,” a middle-aged man with a chili-bowl hair cut yelled out to me in the middle of insulting another woman who was walking into the expo hall. One had brought a young boy, maybe 11 or 12, to join in the shouting. The throng of protesters really didn’t seem to be together, just a bunch of disorganized wingnuts shouting at people as they walked by. “Got Aids Yet?,” asked one sign, and another read “Jesus Christ Has A Pressure Cooker For Every Dead Muslim.” Disgusting, indeed. Imagine the Westboro Baptist Church, only more straggly and less-organized. As I came up the escalator from the ground floor of the Convention Center up to the expo hall where eXXXotica was taking place, I was greeted with audible shouts from the small, almost pitiful crowd of protesters, offended by the idea of people having, and God forbid enjoying, sex. In fact, the most offensive thing at eXXXotica happened before I even went through those double-doors that promised to be the gates of hell, at least according to the throng of protesters that had gathered. If anything, when the eXXXotica Expo was first announced in Dallas, we were expecting something a little less vanilla than what actually went down in the Kay Bailey Hutchison Convention Center this weekend. As far as we know, there was no flood of trafficked prostitutes in the streets of the suburbs or children whose eyes were burned out at the sight of naked flesh. For all the pearl-clutching and handwringing from conservatives and supposed feminists alike, the eXXXotica Expo came to Dallas this weekend without much incident.
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